JammieWearingFool

He won't be missed . Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, who has been fighting cancer, was rushed to a Caracas military hospital after suf...

Wishful thinking, pal. What does it say about your hellhole country when you can't even receive chemotherapy? What, you don't trust ...

Who's dreaming? We're just keeping hope alive . Senior allies of Venezuela's socialist President Hugo Chavez have dismissed repo...

Venezuelan madman Hugo Chavez, or someone tweeting for him, has emerged after two weeks of silence. Viva la revolucion or something. Venezu...

As the eternal optimist, we can hope for the best, and reports trickling out seem to indicate the Venezuelan psychopath may be in much worse...

Lead by example, tubby . President Hugo Chavez urged Venezuelans on Sunday to cut their calories to avoid obesity - the latest lifestyle rec...

In other news, there's been a run on tin foil in Venezuela to make those cute little hats guys like Chavez enjoy wearing. Capitalism ma...

If none of the above crackpots make the cut, he'll settle for Bill Clinton. Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez sought to end a diplomatic...

Maybe she's taking notes for her boss on how to destroy the economy. Despite a simmering diplomatic row, President Hugo Chavez and US S...

I had no idea these two were an item. Still, Hugo, don't you two want to find out if you're compatible before you move in together?...

Like many American politicians of the leftist persuasion, Venezuelan goon Hugo Chavez is big on social justice. Granted, he's got a very...

The basket-case that is Venezuela inches closer to a Communist dictatorship, but according to Sean Penn and Oliver Stone's good buddy, l...

More wisdom like this and Sean Penn's good buddy will be a shoo-in for the Nobel Peace Prize. Venezuela's President Hugo Chavez des...

I must admit his advice here is pretty sound. Just listening to this blithering bag of wind is sure to cure insomnia. In a television appea...

The insipid Venezuelan clown Hugo Chavez is living in deep, deep denial. Faced with an economy crumbling under the weight of his failed soci...

Hard to believe isn't it? Socialism has a 100% track record: It's failed every time. Of course the only way this thug is leaving off...

I wonder if this semi-retarded troglodyte will be able to get anything coherent out in 140 characters or less. He's certainly not known...

Good thing Obama is so much more respected around the world and everyone loves us again. Oh, wait... Iran is increasing its paramilitary Qod...

With any luck it'll draw less than Uma Thurman's new flick , if that's actually possible. Though we should never underestimate t...

Whatever happened to the separation of church and dictatorship ? President Hugo Chavez is confident that God and nature will pull Venezuela ...