Meet the New Goracle

It's none other than John Kerry, one loser following in the footsteps of another. The pompous windbag, apparently realizing he'll never (thankfully) be President, has decided to take up the global warming mantra.

Sen. John Kerry isn't running for president, but he's assumed the vocal and visible roles of campaign fundraiser, Iraq critic, political author and, now, global warming expert.

Expert? Please.

He may be an expert on how to marry up, but science is not his expertise. I wonder if he's buying carbon offsets from himself as well?