Three Dozen Taliban Off to Visit Allah

I'm sure before the end of the day we'll be told it was a wedding celebration tragically interrupted. Whatever the case, 36 more genetic mutations are off to visit Allah (peanut butter upon him).

US-led coalition and Afghan troops clashed with militants and called in airstrikes on Thursday in southern Afghanistan, killing 36 suspected Taliban rebels in separate battles, as roadside

blasts left six police officers dead, officials said.

Ayman Al-Zawahiri was unavailable for comment for the first time in weeks.