Senator Depends Snares Batman Role

It's a little sketchy as to the role he plays, but if they're looking to cast a dyspeptic, angry, Depends-wearing liberal hack, then they've found their man.

Sen. Leahy lands role in Batman movie

BURLINGTON, Vt. - Holy Beltway, Batman! Sen. Patrick Leahy has a part in the next Batman movie.
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"I don't wear tights," the Vermont Democrat said.

Leahy's scene was filmed this summer for "The Dark Knight" and involves Batman, played by Christian Bale, The Joker, played by Heath Ledger, and Alfred Pennyworth, played by Michael Caine.

The longtime Batman fan would reveal little about his role other than he is called the "distinguished gentleman."

Distinguished gentleman?

Definitely fiction.