Spicoli Divorcing, Announces Engagement to Chavez

I was always a bit suspicious about these two and it appears Sean Penn is fully committing himself, so to speak, to socialist thug Hugo Chavez.

Sean Penn and wife Robin to divorce after 11 years

Oscar-winning actor Sean Penn and his wife, Robin Wright Penn, are divorcing after 11 years of marriage, People magazine reported on Friday.

Penn's publicist, Mara Buxbaum, confirmed the divorce to the magazine but gave no details.

"He is my bitch. I love it when he plays angry. We like to play dress-up sometimes, and he pretends to be a journalist. We also get a good laugh with that," the Venezuelan strongman said.

A devastated Kevin Spacey was unavailable for comment.