Bollywood Fatwa

We've stumbled upon the Muslim secret plan for world domination.

We'll all die laughing at them.

Seriously, these cats are so off the hook, they're now whipping out fatwas against people who--get this--have wax statues of themselves.

A Bollywood actor has had a fatwa issued against him for allowing Madame Tussaud's in London to make his image in wax.

Salman Khan, star of more than 50 movies, unveiled the statue himself last week and described it as an honour.

Most Indians would agree, but Mufti Salim Ahmad Qasmi, a Muslim cleric in India, said the statue is illegal according to the Sharia, which forbids depictions of all living creatures, Mohammed in particular.

This psycho apparently isn't being taken too seriously.

Film critic Parsa Rao feels Khan doesn't have much to worry about.

"This is just nonsense that no one pays any attention to," he said yesterday.

"These fatwas are becoming a joke."