Desperate Pantsuit's New Economic Message: Silky Style Socialism

You always get a chuckle seeing some fatcat limousine liberal taking the populist economic message to the masses.

But sounding like Hugo Chavez isn't quite going to cut it.

At campaign rallies over the last few days, Clinton has vowed to rein in corporate interests from oil companies to credit card issuers and mortgage lenders, contending that they are profiting at the expense of the middle class.

"Some days, it probably feels like the perfect storm. You fill up your tank, and that's two twenties from your wallet. You pick up a gallon of milk and a few other things -- and there goes another," Clinton told autoworkers on Thursday at a General Motors plant in Lordstown, Ohio.

"After a while, you feel like a human ATM -- with all the money going the wrong way."

Pretty amusing coming from someone who's blown over $100 million already on her faltering campaign.

We're supposed to trust her on economic issues?

Clinton, who would become the first woman president, has described herself as "of, from and for the middle class." She grew up in a comfortable middle-class suburb of Chicago then went on to attend elite Wellesley College and Yale Law School before becoming first lady and later a senator. She is wealthy enough that she was able to loan her campaign $5 million.

Yup, really stuggling to get by.

And what's this jive about filling up a gas tank and buying milk? When was the last time she pulled up and pumped some gas or even walked into a supermarket?

Please.

"It's a little bit hard to take the fact that we have investment managers on Wall Street making $50 million a year paying a lower percentage of their income than nurses and teachers and truck drivers," Clinton said to loud applause at a jam-packed bratwurst restaurant in Kenosha, Wisconsin.

Yes, and it's hard to take the fact you got millions for a ghostwritten books.

As if this greedy witch would turn down a $50 million salary if it were offered to her.