The Things Kids Will Do for Free Beer

What's worse, being a freakazoid like this guy or having so little respect for yourself that you'd give away pictures of your package for some free beer?

C'mon kids, at least hold out for a nickel bag while you're at it.

A Brighton High School employee is accused of giving alcohol to students in exchange for photographs of their genitals.

Brian Scott Hansen, 49, of West Valley City, was a temporary employee at the school who occasionally helped at sporting events and ran the clock at some games, district officials have said.

In charges filed Tuesday, deputies wrote that four male students, now 17 and 18, said Hansen asked for the pictures sometime between January 2007 and this month. Hansen admitted to making the trade, investigators wrote. In his bedroom, detectives found pictures of male genitalia with students' names written on the backs.

Hansen faces four counts of solicitation to commit sexual exploitation of a minor, a third-degree felony, and one count of supplying alcohol to a minor, a misdemeanor.

Back in the day, this guy would've been beaten to a pulp had he come on to me or my friends like this.

Then we'd take his beer.