Dumbest Poll Ever

The morons from the Associated Press make up some news today by releasing what has to be the dumbest poll in history. Who would you rather have over for a barbecue, The Messiah or John McCain?

An online poll, no less, with no scientific foundation whatsoever, and it becomes headline news.

These idiots wonder why they have zero credibility.

While many are still deciding who should be president, by 52 percent to 45 percent they would prefer having Obama than McCain to their summer cookout, according to an Associated Press-Yahoo News poll released Wednesday.

Men are about evenly divided between the two while women prefer Obama by 11 percentage points. Whites prefer McCain, minorities Obama. And Obama is a more popular guest with younger voters while McCain does best with the oldest.

I bet if you factored in the wives these results would differ drastically.

Would you rather have the dour, angry Michelle Obama there, probably criticizing what you served, or would you rather have Cindy McCain, beer heiress, show up driving a Budweiser truck in with refreshments?

That choice is easy.

Considering this was an online poll, I'm surprised the Ron Paulbots didn't write their man in.