The Latest in Moonbat Control

This comes from Neatorama's Top 10 Strangest Anti-Terrorism Patents and it sure looks as if the patent inventors had hippie containment in mind.

Maybe they can utilize these at the Democrat Convention in Denver.

Problem: Suicide bombers may detonate their bomb and kill a lot of people.

Solution: It may look like an umbrella, but that's actually a kevlar net fired from a special gun to encapsulate and contain a bomb's blast. The net also contains a tube for dispensing fire suppressant agent (the tank is worn on the back of the net operator in Figures 6 and 7 above)

Bonus: Great for fishing or tackling

You might also think something called the Human Waste Management Suit may have something to do with moonbats, but you'd be wrong.