82-Year-Old Trades Drugs For Sex

Apparently he hung on to his Viagra. Have to give the old dude some credit here.

The number of young women hanging around 82-year-old Archie Anglin's home began to make Berea police officers suspicious in recent weeks.

At first, officers were worried that the young people, thought to be in their 20s, were taking advantage of Anglin because of his age.

But investigation revealed that Anglin had given two of the women OxyContin in exchange for sexual favors.

Archie Anglin was arrested Oct. 21 on charges of trafficking in a controlled substance. He was also charged with two counts of possession of a controlled substance after Berea Police Detective Lee Ann Roberts discovered what appeared to be 11 hydrocodone tablets and eight alprazolam pills, the generic form of Xanax, in an aspirin bottle when she served Anglin with a warrant for the trafficking charge, the arrest report states. Anglin had tried to hide the bottle under his mattress, Roberts wrote in the report.

Now charges have been dropped.

Which means only one thing: Party time at Archie's tonight!