'Chunky Diapers' Seized at Border

If anyone can figure out why someone would smuggle chorizo in diapers, feel free to hedge a guess. Maybe they had some special filling. Whatever the case, something stinks here.

Customs inspectors scored the makings of a barbecue when a 21-year-old South Texas woman declared several soiled baby diapers at a U.S.-Mexico border crossing.

Suspicious of the chunky diapers, inspectors with U.S. Customs and Border Protection at the international bridge in Hidalgo found several links of spicy pork sausage, or chorizo, inside. The diapers had been folded to look soiled, according to a customs agency statement.