Bernie Madoff, Crime Victim

Someone made off with a $10,000 statue from his estate. It should be the least of his concerns.

How does it feel, Bernie?

Swindler extraordinaire Bernard Madoff got a taste of his own medicine last weekend when a burglar stole a $10,000 statue from his posh, $9.4 million Palm Beach estate, according to a police report.

The theft occurred sometime between 3 p.m. on Dec. 19 and 11:30 a.m. last Sunday, a week after Madoff confessed to ripping off $50 billion from investors in a decades-long Ponzi scheme.

Meanwhile, the ubiquitous Chuckie Schumer, biggest recipient of Madoff's political contributions, remains unusually silent on the biggest swindle in American history. He's been tackling important issues like fees on gift cards.

Hey Chuckie, why no more Sunday pressers?