Octomom Offered $1 Million To Do Porn

I think I'm going to be ill. Sure, it's probably just a cheesy attempt at getting in on the Suleman news bandwagon, but considering the industry, I'm sure they're serious.

Major porn distributor Vivid Entertainment has just fired off a letter to Nadya Suleman, offering her 1 million bucks to star in a skin flick of her own. Vivid is willing to go one step further, by telling us they'll give her family full medical and dental insurance if she becomes a "contract girl"... meaning she'll have to do multiple videos.

That million dollars will really go far. Probably will cover a month's worth of hospital bills.

Update: Is this even too much for the Ace of Spades lifestyle?