Insensitive Moron Pretends to Apologize for Retard Joke

He should have played to the base and worked in a Trig Palin joke while he was at it. Andy Sullivan would have wet himself.

I still want some evidence this hapless moron actually bowled a 129. That's a huge leap from when he rolled a 37 last year. Of course nobody in the slobbering media will bother to inquire. They're to busy yukking it up at the amateur comedy.

Displaying perfect comic timing and spouting plenty of one-liners including an insensitive crack about the Special Olympics that prompted a White House apology the cool commander-in-chief offered his assessment of Washington as "a little bit like 'American Idol.' But everybody is Simon Cowell."

He also said he likes playing pickup basketball with aides, and assured host Jay Leno that they played it honest.

"I don't see why they would throw the game, except for all those Secret Service guys with guns around them," he deadpanned.

A self-deprecating remark could get Obama into hot water. Talking about rolling a 129-point game in the White House bowling alley, the president called the result, "Like the Special Olympics or something."

Even before the taped show aired, the White House issued a statement:

"The president made an offhand remark making fun of his own bowling that was in no way intended to disparage the Special Olympics. He thinks that the Special Olympics are a wonderful program that gives an opportunity to shine to people with disabilities from around the world."

What a fucking laugh riot this guy is.

Even more hilarious, he claims his deadbeat tax-cheat Tim Geithner is doing a wonderful job.

Amateur fucking comedian.