Michelle Obama: 'Barack's Losing His Mind'

Hey, it's a direct quote, so don't blame me.

First Fan Barack Obama needs to chill out about his daughter's affinity for hoops, so says the First Lady.

"Barack's losing his mind," Michelle Obama told Oprah Winfrey, when the TV queen asked about 7-year-old Sasha's interest in basketball during an interview for O Magazine.

"I was like, 'Settle down -- don't act too excited, or she will not want to do it," Michelle Obama said.

Don't forget they keep reminding us they want to protect the privacy of their children, and what better way than to go on national television and keep blabbing about them?

Mercifully, there won't be another kid to exploit.

Michelle Obama laughingly took offense to rumors and Internet reports that she's sporting a baby bump.

"I was like, 'Baby bump?' As hard as I work on my abs?"

The First Lady told Oprah in no uncertain terms there is no baby.

"Here's the scoop: Not pregnant. And not planning on it," Michelle Obama said.

"Not pregnant" Oprah repeated.

"Not pregnant," the First Lady replied.