Al Gore Responsible for Global Warming

I believe the headline says it all.

Do Fat People Cause Global Warming?

The rising number of fat people was blamed for global warming on Monday.

Scientists warned that the increase in big eaters means more food production — a major cause of CO2 gas emissions warming the planet.

Overweight people are also more likely to drive, adding to environmental damage.

Dr. Phil Edwards, of the London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine, said: "Moving about in a heavy body is like driving in a gas guzzler."

No word whether hypocrisy also caused global warming.

H/T The Trading Post.