Pathetic: Hillary Auctioning Off a Date With Bill

Really lame. Why don't these very wealthy multimillionaires just pay off their own debt? No, can't part with their own money. They need to resort to low-rent stunts like this.

Hillary Rodham Clinton fans can win a chance to hang out with Bill Clinton by giving $5 to her failed presidential campaign and helping the ex-first lady pay off her sizable election debt.

The winner will "head to New York City to attend several interesting events with President Clinton, followed by your own special New York City weekend," according to yesterday's e-mail to Hillary supporters.

Now don't worry, if you can't hook up with Slick, you can always settle for the booby prize.

Another prize is a trip to LA for the "American Idol" season finale. The booby prize? Lunch in DC with political consultant Paul Begala and Democratic strategist James Carville.

Dear God, imagine trying to keep lunch down having to look at those two. Ugh.