Spot Wash: 'The Dogs Don't Seem To Get Bored'

Figures the French would come up with something like this. After all, you don't want to expend to much energy cleaning your dog.

I just hope Michael Vick doesn't buy one of these.

There are dog walkers, and doggy day care. And now -- canine fluff 'n' fold.

A French entrepreneur has invented an automatic dog-washing machine that promises to clean and dry dirty pooches in 30 minutes or less.

Romain Jarry, 31, insists his Dog-o-Matic is humane, but this photo of it at work in his hometown of Saint-Max suggests something more akin to canine waterboarding.

Does Nancy Pelosi have one of these?

"The dogs don't seem to get bored," he told Britain's Daily Mail newspaper. "They just sit there, and they come out clean."