Lurch Now Qualified for Obama Cabinet Position

Where is Mama T and all her ketchup riches when you need them? What, did she kick this deadbeat out of the mansion? Well, the bad news is the failed 2004 presidential candidate, who reportedly served 14 weeks in 'Nam, owes the IRS 800 large.

The good news? He's cabinet material, baby!

The Internal Revenue Service has filed a tax lien seeking more than $800,000 from Sen. John Kerry's 2004 presidential campaign, escalating a dispute over payroll taxes that the lawmaker's office blames on faulty government paperwork.

The episode has left a candidate who fell just a few percentage points short of winning the White House trying to convince the government's tax collector that his campaign already paid the taxes and doesn't owe any more.

The IRS filed the lien in the District of Columbia earlier this year, claiming that a previous attempt to collect the money was unsuccessful. "We have made a demand for payment of this liability, but it remains unpaid," the tax filing stated.

The IRS is taking action more than a year after the campaign closed its books and sent nearly $200,000 in leftover presidential campaign money to Mr. Kerry's Senate election fund.

Most deadbeats like this would be hauled into court and then shipped off to a federal penitentiary. But Lurch is one of the beautiful people, so he's above the law.

Besides, he claims there's an error.

Sure.

"The IRS merely has a gap in their electronic records of the 2004 campaign's payroll forms," Kerry spokeswoman Whitney Smith said of the lien. "We filed these forms correctly, and we're working with the IRS to provide them any and all needed information to set the record straight.

"There's no there there; nothing to see here so move along folks, end of story," she said.

I don't think so.

HT loppyd.