Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Pathetic Loser Sues Match.com

How pitiful do you have to be to go public with a lawsuit against a dating service? Dude, if I looked like this I'd find it a miracle they even allowed me to register.
Oh, the heartache!

A Brooklyn man sued Match.com yesterday for inflicting "humiliation and disappointment" on lonely hearts "who feel rejected when their e-mails get no reply."

Sean McGinn alleges the popular matchmaking Web site dangles phony date bait by posting profiles of people who no longer subscribe to its $39.99-a-month service.

As a result, lovelorn singles have been "defrauded" out of millions of dollars and countless hours spent sending heartfelt missives in vain, the 37-year-old TV producer says.
You know what the joke of this is? This schlub has actually met someone through Match.com. How's that for a set of onions?
McGinn declined to comment, but in an ironic twist, his lawyer said McGinn "met someone he's happy with" through the site.

"We're not saying that Match doesn't provide a valuable service, but they don't have to misrepresent what they're offering you," attorney Norah Hart said.

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