Lizard Army Stopped

No, it wasn't Charles Johnson, but a guy with lizards strapped to his chest in California certainly does raise suspicions.

Federal officials say they arrested a man who strapped 15 live lizards to his chest to get through customs at Los Angeles International Airport.

The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service said Friday that 40-year-old Michael Plank of Lomita, Calif., was returning from Australia when U.S. Customs agents found two geckos, two monitor lizards and 11 skinks — another type of lizard — fastened to his body Tuesday.

Oh and don't bother trying to link this on LGF, he doesn't accept links from this blog.