Whew! Obama Pulls Planet Back from Catastrophe

Where would we be without such greatness, a man who single-handedly has saved the world from oblivion?

Get a load of this nonsense.

Doomsday clock reset thanks to Obama

INTERNATIONAL scientists nudged back the minute hand of the symbolic Doomsday clock,as they praised US President Barack Obama for helping to pull the world back from nuclear or environmental catastrophe.

"It is six minutes to midnight," the Bulletin of Atomic Scientists (BAS), which created the Doomsday clock in 1947 as a barometer of how close the world is to an apocalyptic end, said in a statement read out as the clock's countdown to midnight was turned back by one minute.

"For the first time since atomic bombs were dropped in 1945, leaders of nuclear weapons states are co-operating to vastly reduce their arsenals and secure all nuclear bomb-making material," the statement by the panel of international scientists, including 19 Nobel laureates, said.

"For the first time ever, industrialised and developing countries alike are pledging to limit climate-changing gas emissions that could render our planet nearly uninhabitable."

Considering Obama has done nothing to prevent a terrorist state in Iran from acquiring nukes, I'd say he's brought us closer to doomsday. Infact the threat from Iran is entirely ignored in the story.

Will the slobberin gover this man ever end?