Gloria Allred Announces Press Conference to Watch Tiger's Press Conference

Granted, whatever Tiger Woods is doing tomorrow it's really more of an announcement with a few selected friends and media members attending, but it's sure to garner huge coverage across all media platforms. Realizing this, gadfly attorney Gloria Allred licks her chops and schemes a way to horn in on the action by inviting media to come watch her watch Tiger. Yes, really.

Attorney Gloria Allred and her client, Veronica Siwik-Daniels (a.k.a. Joslyn James, a former porn star who had a 3 year intimate romantic relationship with Tiger Woods) will watch Tiger’s “Apology” press conference live February 19, 2010, at 8:00 a.m. and then react to it at a news conference immediately after his statement.

Ms. Woods had texted Veronica recently and told her in the texts “Baby I’m not going anywhere or doing anything. You please me like no other has or ever will. I am not losing that...”(October 1, 2009) “Great thing is we have a lifetime of this.” (September 9, 2009)

Recently? The Super Bowl was recently. Tiger got out of sex rehab recently. Obsessed Obama fan Dr. Amy Bishop killed three people recently. Kook leftwinger Joe Stark flew a plane into a building recently.

October 1, 2009, Gloria, is not exactly recently. In fact it was more than six weeks before Tiger got the nine-iron in the chops from his wife. But hey, why interrupt a desperate plea for attention by being logical?

Here's the fun part:

Upon hearing of Mr. Woods’ planned “apology” tomorrow Ms. Allred stated that Mr. Woods should mention Veronica by name and acknowledge their relationship in his planned “apology” and that he should call her and speak to her to confirm that his apology to her is sincere.

Oh, sure. I imagine Tiger will be manning the phone banks to speak with his army of former paramours, and will be sure to dial up the Allred office to confirm his "apology" is sincere.

Here's hoping Ms. Allred watches Tiger in solitude.