Victim of Crazed Sex Poodle Looking for a Payday?

The question I have is will she'll accept carbon credits in lieu of cash?

A masseuse who accused Al Gore of being a "crazed sex poodle" and of groping her in a hotel room is preparing to come forward and sell her story -- for $1 million.

Sources tell Page Six the so-far unidentified Oregon woman is ready to publicly reveal herself and heap more embarrassment on the former vice president in return for a seven-figure media deal. And she intends to use the pants she wore on the night of the alleged incident -- supposedly stained with Gore's DNA and stored in a bank safety-deposit box -- as evidence against Gore, who recently split with wife Tipper.

A source told us, "She's ready to come forward and sell the story with even more salacious details. But she wants $1 million. Her attorney is shopping for a deal, and while there are many media outlets interested, there are negotiations going on because the price tag is way too high."

If the big lummox is thinking clearly he might want to just man up and fork over some dough to keep her quiet. Granted, Gore's media pals will do their best to keep this as hush-hush as possible.

I wonder what the esteemed "journalists" on their little chatterbox site are yapping about today?