Aw: Five-Year-Old Gets Engaged to Three-Year-Old

Don't be alarmed. The wedding won't take place until he's 15 and she's 13. I'd say something critical but don't want to be accused of Islamophobia and hurt the delicate feelings of the stormtroopers at Media Matters and CAIR.

There's young love ... and then there's ridiculously young love.

A pair of children in Syria has reportedly gotten engaged. He is 5 years old, and she is only 3.

The kids' parents claim the barely-out-of-diapers pair -- refered to in reports only by their first names -- has consented to the union, which won't actually take place for a decade.

"I vowed to have my child engaged at the age of 5 if he was a boy and to marry him to a woman of his choice at the age of 15," the boy's father, Juma, told Gulf News.

He claimed his son fell in love with the toddler during a family trip.

"Khalid told me and his mother that he would like to have stayed with Hala or bring her home," Juma said, saying that both his boy and the girl suffered "loneliness" while they were apart.

"At that moment I remembered the vow I'd made before Khalid's birth, and decided to buy the couple rings. The family moved back to Lattakia to celebrate the engagement," he said.

Of course, it is possible the two lovebirds will change their minds at some point.

Of course that could happen, but then they'll be stoned or have their heads lopped off.