Deranged Sarah Palin Story Du Jour: She Forced Bristol to Go on DWTS to Boost Her Chances in 2012

Let's face it: A washed-up comedian who was actually on Dancing With the Stars with Bristol Palin (not that anyone can remember) is the source for this groundbreaking story, and as a far-left activist, she wouldn't have any axe to grind with the Mama Grizzly, would she? Perhaps this is an attempt to out-stupid Olbermann, although performing that would be a Herculean feat. But yet, let's hear her out.

Why did Bristol do Dancing with the Stars? I heard from someone who really should know (really should seriously know the dirt really really) that the only reason Bristol was on the show was because Sarah Palin forced her to do it. Sarah supposedly blames Bristol harshly and openly (in the circles that I heard it from) for not winning the election, and so she told Bristol she “owed” it to her to do DWTS so that “America would fall in love with her again” and make it possible for Sarah Palin to run in 2012 with America behind her all the way. Instead of being supposedly “handicapped” by the presence of her teen mom daughter, now Bristol is going to be an “asset” – a celebrity beloved for her dancing. I am sure the show wasn’t in on this (but who knows anything really).

Really, who knows anything really really, you know? But hey, this is surely enough to run with for the media. Alas, Cho has her reservations and may soon be contemplating witness protection.

But keep in mind there are other forces at work here and it’s not just for the love of dance.

Now I am scared I am going to wake up with a decapitated moose head in my bed.

The crazies then come out in the comments. Andrew Sullivan would love this one:

Anyone who goes on a TV show while pregnant for at least the third time before her 20th birthday and simultaneously preaches pro-abstinence deserves all the brickbats that are hurled in her direction.