I figured it would have been a fulltime devotion to being a tree-hugger or something. But who expected a soft-core porn career?
This guy brings the snark.
It could just be a sympathetic reaction but to me it looks like Sting is sucking in his gut. Anyway, the slightly-too-obvious-to-qualify-as-coy reference to the singer's masculine equipage still being up to its marital tasks is a bit of a dud, isn't it?If you need more photos, here you go. First mention of "I'd still hit that" can't be far off.
Further deep thoughts from the happy couple here.
More like "Boring and a Has-Been Approaching 60, Sting Desperately Tries to Regain Fame"
ReplyDeleteI guess this is what happens to middle-age bass players when they run out of creative juices (bad pun?). Oh how I miss the greatness of the Syncronicity album and a few dozen other great Police songs. All we have left is a sad old progressive Brit. Just a bit too self-indulgent aren't you Sting? Sad.
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