It would be helpful if there were photos with the story so we could help judge the situation. Still, this is the first time we've ever heard of a man going to police looking for
protection from a sex-crazed wife.
A Turkish man living in Germany with his wife of 18 years went to police for protection from her insatiable appetite for sex, Bild newspaper reported Wednesday.
The man went to police in the southwestern German city of Waiblingen on Tuesday.
He told police he slept on a sofa for the past four years in a futile attempt to escape the voracious embraces of his wife.
German police said the exhausted man -- who fathered two children with his wife -- decided to get a divorce and move out of the home.
A lot of men would surely trade places with him. Maybe he ought to just comply and be done with it.
"He has decided to get a divorce and to move out ... in the hope of finally getting some rest, particularly as he is anxious to arrive at work well rested," police said.
Short of his wife being some
hideous-looking beast, he may have to turn in his man card.
Given the nationality of the "man", I'd say revoke his Man Card on general principles.
ReplyDeleteThis guy is my new hero. One more man demonstrating that the male gender isn't led around by its collective genitalia. More men need to stand up for themselves.
ReplyDeletep.s. -- There ARE no "man cards."
A real man always hits it.
ReplyDeleteA "real man" does what he wants, and doesn't cave to daft societal norms about how he's "supposed" to act. Remember "no means no"?
ReplyDelete<span>p.s. -- There ARE no "man cards."</span>
ReplyDeleteYou say that only because you were never issued one.
It doesn't say how many other wives he has, though, does it. Maybe he needs to cut back on wives and the problem will be solved.
ReplyDeleteIf this is the first time you've heard of this, you must be very young, or very isolated.
ReplyDeleteStrangely, most such men I have met have no trouble with adultery, but they don't like the advances to come from their legal wife, and have a strange notion that for sluts to approach them is exciting, but for their own legal wife to make an advance on them is "unseemly" and scary and offensive.
While they are complaining of their wives, they can often be found making the sloppiest and nastiest advances on other women, especially if they can tell those other women do not want them and find them disgusting. But that makes them feel "masculine".
Or doesn't like it unless it is rape. Lots of muslims think a wife who likes it is a prostitute. That is why they give their girls "circumcisions" - to keep them "modest", but not the boys.
ReplyDeleteHe's Turkish? Then he's Muslim. Now I see the problem. His wife isn't a boy.
ReplyDeleteAway, ye Silly Alpha Male.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, there's a nasty four-letter word that describes the act of forcing sex upon someone who doesn't want it. Do you know what it is, or do you need to buy a vowel?