Best Spit Shine You'll Ever See

Only in New York, kids.

The seemingly unending series of disgusting and reprehensible antics that’s been caught on tape in the New York City subway system recently has racked up yet another entry.

This time, a man with either the world’s worst foot fetish or in desperate need of a shoe shine is caught on tape vigorously licking his black shoe clean.

We’re not talking about a slight, “A Christmas Story”-like sticking of a tongue against something.

This is more like a tongue-lashing.