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Saturday, May 28, 2011

Trendsetter: Lady Gaga Fans Now Eating Baby Food

Talk about blindly following a pop culture icon. I wonder if she said she ate dogsh-t and her own boogers would these people do the same thing? Somehow I get the feeling they would.
LOVED for her music and extrovert style, it now seems Lady Gaga's fans are also crazy about her alleged "goo diet" - sending sales of baby food rocketing 100 percent, Sky News reported today.

Ever since it was rumoured that the Born This Way singer was tucking into infant meals to maintain her svelte figure while on tour, jars of the puree have been flying off supermarket shelves.

Orders for Heinz Mum's Own Creamed Porridge have leaped by 100 percent, while those for pasta and spaghetti Bolognese purees are up by 87 percent, according to grocery website Ocado.

A spokeswoman said, "Sales of baby food have been static but since Lady Gaga was reported to be a fan, demand has gone through the roof as women are copying her eating habits."

The faddy diet, devised by Tracy Anderson, the personal trainer who is also credited with sculpting the figures of Madonna and Gwyneth Paltrow, is said to be a hit with a host of celebrities such as Jennifer Aniston and Cheryl Cole.
If I never hear another word about any of these celebutards I really won't be missing out on anything newsworthy.

5 comments:

  1. Trevor Johansen1:51 PM

    Was there not a baby food company that was marketing the name Baby Gaga and was being threated with legal action. Money was invested and then the seed was planted to increase sales by any means.

    I waiting for the new urine diet that she does or the feline meat balls cooked in human based oil. But you can't make money on that.

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  2. Richard Butler5:22 PM

    Svelte figure? With a diet consisting of nothing but baby food she's probably a raging case of Diarrhea for most of her life. That would explain the low weight. As far as talent - well that's a bit more subjective. I've heard her sing once on one of the night time shows and she wasn't too bad. But like Mariah Carey or Madonna I can't stand the choice of material.

    A great set of vocal chords is like a great musical instrument, but if you waste it playing (chopsticks for example) what good is it. Look a Whitney Houston. She pissed away an awesome voice just so she could get high with Bobby Browne. Now it's over for her. Her vocal chords are shot and they ain't coming back.

    Ladies (and gentlemen) don't waste a God given gift such as a great voice singing junk. Just my opinion.

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  3. Richard Butler5:28 PM

    <span>"Svelte figure"? With a diet consisting of nothing but baby food she's probably had a raging case of Diarrhea for most of her life. That would explain the low weight. As far as talent - well that's a bit more subjective. I've heard her sing once on one of the night time shows and she wasn't too bad. But like Mariah Carey or Madonna I can't stand the choice of material. Mariah has one of the great voices in Pop but she sings junk IMO. Terrible waste of talent. </span>

    <span>Madonna is more of a tribute artist who built her career on singing/ripping off Diana Ross. Madonna has no style of her own.
     
    A great set of vocal chords is like a great musical instrument, but if you waste it playing (chopsticks for example) what good is it. Look at Whitney Houston. She pissed away an awesome voice just so she could get high with Bobby Browne. Now it's over for her. Her vocal chords are shot and they ain't coming back.  
     
    Ladies (and gentlemen) don't waste a God given gift such as a great voice singing junk. Just my opinion.</span>

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  4. Richard Butler4:04 AM

    <span><span>"Svelte figure"? With a diet consisting of nothing but baby food she's probably had a raging case of Diarrhea for most of her life. That would explain the low weight. As far as talent - well that's a bit more subjective. I've heard her sing once on one of the night time shows and she wasn't too bad. But like Mariah Carey or Madonna I can't stand the choice of material. Mariah has one of the great voices in Pop but she sings junk IMO. Terrible waste of talent. </span>  
     
    <span>Madonna is more of a tribute artist who built her career on singing/ripping off Diana Ross. Madonna has no style of her own.  
       
    A great set of vocal chords is like a great musical instrument, but if you waste it playing or singin junk (chopsticks for example) what good is it. Look at Whitney Houston. She pissed away an awesome voice just so she could get high with Bobby Browne. Now it's over for her. Her vocal chords are shot and they ain't coming back. And where the fuck is Bobby Browne? Nowhere! 
       
    Ladies (and gentlemen) don't waste a God given gift such as a great voice singing junk. Just my opinion.</span></span>

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  5. Next up - Lady Gag gag adopts three African babies to emulate Madonna; says she will play with them when not on tour, as 'they look like more fun than Bratz dolls, and they move and make noises and everything".

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