The Amarillo Sox, an independent minor league team in Texas, were expecting to have a huge hit on their hands by unveiling a new team mascot over the weekend.H/T.
Instead, they got this ... this ... this monster!*
*Shields eyes of nearby child, collapses into sobs
As a result, the Sox are trying out the mascot return policy by sending the dirty Sock back to his — yes, I'm pretty sure it's a him — creator for some alterations. I'm just guessing here, but the fixes could be as simple as a bucket of cold water or picturing Don Zimmer taking batting practice.
Sunday, July 03, 2011
Weiner Finds a New Calling
Nobody thought twice before sending this mascot out to terrorize fans? Or make them die of laughter?
Posted by JammieWearingFool at 5:13 PM