Sunday, July 03, 2011

Weiner Finds a New Calling

Nobody thought twice before sending this mascot out to terrorize fans? Or make them die of laughter?
The Amarillo Sox, an independent minor league team in Texas, were expecting to have a huge hit on their hands by unveiling a new team mascot over the weekend.

Instead, they got this ... this ... this monster!*

*Shields eyes of nearby child, collapses into sobs

As a result, the Sox are trying out the mascot return policy by sending the dirty Sock back to his — yes, I'm pretty sure it's a him — creator for some alterations. I'm just guessing here, but the fixes could be as simple as a bucket of cold water or picturing Don Zimmer taking batting practice.

1 comment:

J P Jens said...