Ugly Woman Becomes An Even Uglier Man

I know all of western civilization is now breathing a little easier now that the love child of Sonny and Cher Bono has completed her transformation from being a woman to a guy. I will leave it up to the women readers to decide if it was worth the wait.



Maybe it is just me, but doesn't the new Chaz look an awful lot like the one time Olympic Park bomber suspect Richard Jewell?

Great News: Preening, Overexposed World Savior to Pen NY Times Column

No, not Obama. His buddies are already doing that for him.

No, folks, this is someone even larger than life than The Messiah.

U2 frontman, Elevation Partners partner and anti-bad things in the world activist Bono will be the New York Times's newest Op-Ed contribuor. His first column will appear on this Sunday's Op-Ed page and it'll be at nytimes.com/opinion too.

"I've never been great with the full stops or commas," the musician said in a release. "Let's see how far we can take this."

I'll give him this much. He could take a dump on newsprint and still be more coherent that Bob Herbert or Frank Rich, so I guess this is a plus for the Times. Granted, they'll probably be out of business before long, so in the end nobody will probably notice.