'The Biggest Bitch on the Planet'

I don't know anyone gets off saying something like that. She seems so shy and demure.

Heather Mills's former publicist has accused her of conducting a campaign of dirty tricks against Sir Paul McCartney during their bitter divorce.

Hollywood PR Michele Elyzabeth has launched a scathing attack on Miss Mills, saying the former model duped her into lying for her in their public battle and leaked false stories to blacken Sir Paul's name.

During her explosive rant she refers to Miss Mills as a pathological liar, a witch, a bitch and a gold-digger who married the former Beatle for his money.

She declared: 'That witch tricked me into spreading lies about Paul. She's a bitch.'

She claimed the self-styled charity campaigner had bugged Sir Paul's private conversations in an attempt to rake up any dirt on the 66-year-old performer.

According to the publicist, Miss Mills instead captured Sir Paul and Stella making fun of her in the secret recording.

Miss Elyzabeth also suggested the animal rights activist had misled the world into thinking she was penniless, when Sir Paul was still giving her money.

The LA-based executive claims Miss Mills had banked £3million from Sir Paul, while avoiding paying bills and getting freebies. There were also claims that Miss Mills, who secured a £ 24.3million divorce from Sir Paul, had exaggerated how much she gave to charity.

She described Miss Mills as 'a calculating, pathological liar and the biggest bitch on the planet', adding: 'She not only misled me, she misled the entire world.'

When I'm 64 ... I'll Have to Pay Some Psycho Hosebeast $48.7 Million

Damn. This almost makes me want to get a sex change, amputate a leg and go looking for some aging rock star to glom on to.

McCartney divorce costs Beatle $48.7 million

Former Beatle Paul McCartney was ordered on Monday to pay his estranged wife Heather Mills 24.3 million pounds ($48.7 million) after an acrimonious divorce battle.

McCartney, 65, married the former model and charity campaigner Mills, 40, in 2002 but they split four years later, blaming media intrusion into their private lives. They have a daughter, Beatrice, aged four.

Speaking outside the court, Mills criticized McCartney's lawyer, accusing her of handling the case badly and of calling her names.

"I am so glad it is over," she added. "We are very, very pleased."

Yeah, no kidding. Let's see. You have no discernible talent, you're nuts and now you just hit the friggin' jackpot.

She hit back, saying she had been driven to the brink of suicide because the media had branded her a "whore" and a "gold-digger."

I guess this will help ease the suffering.

BTW, I do realize McCartney is 65 now. Just play along.

Psycho Mills: 'I'm Treated Worse Than Pedophiles'

If there's an award for most psychotic pseudo-celebrity, this one may run away with the prize.

Heather Mills McCartney claimed she is being treated worse than a paedophile and murderer by the media.

She also insisted the wealthy elite are either snobs or stingy but maintained it was necessary to move in their circles to bring about change.

The estranged wife of Sir Paul McCartney was speaking in Dublin last night after being named an honorary patron of the Trinity University Philosophical Society.

While talking about her recent high-profile conversion to veganism, the prolific campaigner launched an outspoken broadside at society's rich and powerful.

"Sadly, you have to mix at a certain level of people to raise the level of funds you need to bring about the greater good," she said.

"Because people are very snobby - these people who have lots of money, they're either snobby or they're stingy.

"If you have lots of money you have to be stingy because why would you that amount of money."

She added: "But you have to be able earn a certain living and be able to mix in that arena to influence those people and kind of drag that out of them to actually make a change and make them realise that's what's really exciting about life."

Mills said she didn't know why she evoked such extreme feelings in people but accused the media of demonising her.

"I don't think anything can prepare you for being treated worse than a murderer or a paedophile when all you have done in 17 years is charity work," she said.

Maybe if she just dummied up for five minutes, people wouldn't be ridiculing her so much.

Meat-eaters Destroying the Planet

Now I realize why Paul McCartney wanted to get away from this loon.

She's insane.

In one of the posters for animal welfare charity Viva! A glowing Miss Mills in a figure-skimming dress lies on scorched earth to highlight how the meat and dairy industry is contributing to the greenhouse effect.

In another, the campaigner - whose leg was amputated after a motorbike accident - appears to be sending herself up with the logo "You haven't got a leg to stand on!" aimed at meat eaters for playing a part in global warming.

About 100 of the huge billboards are set to be erected around the country tomorrow in Miss Mills' biggest campaign since her marriage to the 65-year-old former Beatle broke down.

The pair, who have a four-year-old daughter Beatrice, are embroiled in lengthy divorce negotiations and have yet to decide Miss Mills' share of her former husband's £85million fortune.

Miss Mills, 39, said: "The startling truth is that animals farmed for meat and dairy are now one of the greatest threats to the planet.