We Interrupt This Blog For Some Cheesecake

Forgive me, but it's been awhile. You know how fond we are of the young lady despite her status as barking moonbat. Somehow her politics just don't bother me.

Anyway, this qualifies as news today, so there you go.

While "Jennifer's Body" was certainly appealing, there's nothing like the real thing -- the highly anticipated Megan Fox Emporio Armani underwear ads have hit, and the Ministry of Gossip has the shots in all their glory.

Replacing Victoria Beckham as the front-runner to the intimates line, Fox looks soft in black and white but still very sexy. Shot by photog team Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott in Los Angeles, the "Transformers" actress dons two sets of underwear as well as a soaking wet men's shirt and denim from the Armani Jeans collection.

"Megan is young and sexy and has a lot of spirit," Emporio designer Giorgio Armani said in a statement.

Uh, yeah, lots of spirit. Rah rah.

I notice she's ink-free for this spread. Nice airbrushing.

Oh, and ladies, don't be so harsh on me. You can busy yourself with the next Senator from Massachusetts.

'Dumb as a Rock'

So she's dumb as a rock? Yes, and what's the point? Isn't this showing some sort of inherent bias toward Stupid-Americans? Um, guys, she wasn't put on this earth to discuss quantum physics, if you know what I mean.

Crew members who worked with actress Megan Fox on the set of "Transformers 2" are saying the sultry sex bomb is "dumb as a rock."

And that's one of the nicer things they called her!

According to the Daily Mail, the three anonymous crew members bashed Fox in a letter posted on the official Web site of "Transformers" director Michael Bay in response to the actress recently comparing him to Napoleon and Hitler and being "a nightmare to work for."

Among the other descriptions the crew used for Fox were "talking trailer trash," "posing like a porn star," "ungracious" and "classless."

Uh, there's a problem with Megan Fox posing like a porn star? Hello? Anybody home?

I could care less what she has to say. She can pose like this any time she pleases.

'Well, I'm Clearly Not Ugly'

Well, sweetie, you certainly aren't ugly. Insipid, maybe. The question has now been asked: Is Megan Fox the dumbest star ever?

Could be. She sure as hell doesn't hold anything back.

Megan Fox looked like a Greek goddess at the Los Angeles premiere of Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen.

The actress made a stunning appearance last night at Mann's Village Theatre, but the words that tumble out of her mouth aren't quite in the same league.

The 23-year-old American has amazed fans with her ignorance as she travels the world promoting her movies with red-carpet comments and magazine interviews.

She's quite happy to discuss drugs, sex and even flatulence but take this example of her discussing her 'Brian' tattoo - dedicated to on/off boyfriend Brian Austin Green.
She said: 'I wouldn't regret the tattoo if we weren't together. I can always have a kid and name him Brian. There are options.'

MailOnline has trawled through two years of clangers to provide an insight into her 'wisdom'.

During a recent interview with American magazine Entertainment Weekly, Megan questioned her mental health, saying: 'I think that I'm so psychotic and so mentally ill that if I could tap into that I could do something really interesting.'
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She told FHM last year: 'I really enjoy having sex, and that's offensive to some people. Women are the quickest to call other women slags, which is sad.

'I haven't met a lot of men who've said, "You like having sex? What a dirty whore you are!" That's because they wish their wives or girlfriends would have more sex with them.'

Megan makes no attempt to hide she is aware of her good looks, declaring: 'Well, I'm clearly not ugly.'

I'll say one thing. She's bright enough to know where not to go.

Discussing a possible third Transformer movie, she counters: 'I can't s**t on this movie because it did give me a career and open all these doors for me. But I don't want to blow smoke up people's a*s. People are well aware that this is not a movie about acting.'

Further disparaging her industry, Megan told GQ: 'When you think about it, we actors are kind of prostitutes. We get paid to feign attraction and love.

For a less than kind review of the new Transformers, go here.

Requisite 'Hollywood Actress Says Something Stupid' Post

I guess I'm supposed to be floored that a Hollywood nitwit spouts the typical palaver that passes for intellectual thought out there.

The “Transformers” bombshell-cum-uninhibited philosophizer also contemplates — reluctantly — what she would say to Megatron to keep him from destroying the world. “I’d barter with him,” she muses to the July issue Total Film UK, “and say instead of the entire planet, can you just take out all of the white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay, super bible-beating people in Middle America?”

Well, since I don't qualify as any of those, I won't take tremendous offense.

Stupid? Sure. Bigoted? Eh, perhaps. But since we on the tolerant right accept free speech, unlike the left who want to destroy the Carrie Prejeans of the world who dare disagree with them, we'll pass Fox's wisdom off as standard liberal boilerplate and move on with our lives.

If she wants to come off sounding like an idiot, that's her business.

She's still hot and I'll be happy to ogle her.

More from Hot Air.

Monday Morning Eye Opener: Megan Fox at MTV Movie Awards

You can see a slew of actresses here, but the lovely Megan Fox blows them all away. And it's not even close.

Megan Fox was the centre of attention at the MTV Movie Awards in Los Angeles last night as she strutted up the red carpet in a figure-hugging black and gold mini-dress.

The Transformers actress, 23, showed off her many tattoos in a rose-patterned bandeau dress which she teamed with a pair of patent black strappy heels and gold clutch.

The movie beauty attended the awards to promote her new film Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, but went home empty-handed.

Had enough? I didn't think so. Click to enlarge, of course.

Holiday Palate Cleanser: Megan Fox in Leather

Oh my. A still shot from the upcoming Transformers movie. This alone is worth the price of admission. Click the image for maximum size goodness.

Here she is as a damsel in distress. She's too good to be true.

Bill O'Reilly, Pinhead

Somebody have a chat with this guy. How he can object to the notion of Megan Fox and Olivia Wilde throwing down is beyond me.

Imagine the possibilities.


Olivia, meet Megan.

Enough said.

She Has the Life

This cute young lady sure seems to be enjoying the life of leisure.

Roll out of bed, lay around the pool, crush a few beers, look really hot while doing it.

Sorry I can't be there.

Watch the video at the link. You won't be sorry.

Update: How did I miss this one? Via today's NY Post.

Just think, if you ever get bored you can spend some time reading her.

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen Trailer; Added Bonus: Megan Fox In Hotpants

This looks like it'll be good. And how can it not be when you have the incredible Megan Fox in hotpants?

Pay attention around the 25-second mark.

In case you miss it, here's the key shot. Click to enlarge. You know you want to.

More here.

As if watching giant robots fighting for control of the planet wasn't enough, producers have given film fans another reason to watch the new Transformers sequel - the sight of Megan Fox in hotpants.

The stunning actress squeezes her curves into a tiny pair of denim shorts as she reprises her role as sexy biker Mikaela Banes in the upcoming Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.

That's box office gold, my friends.

Sudden Surge in Corset Sales

The lovely and talented Megan Fox on the set of something called Jonah Hex. Frankly I could care less about the movie right now. Just thought you might enjoy these photos. She never really takes a bad one.

A nice little morning eye-opener, no?

Thanks to Ace for the link. BTW, for more Fox photos, click her name below and scroll down. You won't be sorry.

Thanks also to Instapundit for the link!

Megan Fox as She-Hulk?

I'm down with that. Gives me another excuse to run a Megan Fox photo, and really, that's what it's all about.

She may have denied rumors of starring in the sequel to "Lara Croft: Tomb Raider," but Megan Fox's love affair with dude-friendly action flicks is certainly not over.

An insider tells www.xpress4me.com that the "Transformers" star is the top consideration top play She-Hulk, the girly version of the giant, green comic-book superhero.

"She-Hulk comics are popular so it's only natural that the character makes the transition to the big screen," the insider claims.

"The idea is to make She-Hulk sexier but even more savage than the Hulk, which is why Megan is the big favourite for the lead role," the source continued.

"She’ll be green of course and will have to hang on to a few more pieces of clothes than the male version when she transforms!"

Here's another nice girl next door look. And don't you wish your neighbor looked like that?

Previous very important Megan Fox news here, here, here and here.

An Ink-Stained Wretch She Is Not

I'm not usually big on tattoos, but I'll make an exception in this case. In fact, I'd really like to perform an up-close inspection to see what's written on her.

The operative word here is hot.

The poor thing doesn't want to be known solely as a sex symbol.

Good luck with that.

Ah, what the heck, here's another shot of her.

Click this last image for full-sized goodness. You will not be disappointed.

Update: I should have known there's a site devoted to her tattoos. Thanks to reader 'Whocares' for the link. While there I found this tasty morsel.

Good News, Guys: Hottest Babe on the Planet Now Available

Sure, the breakup with her B-actor boyfriend was amicable. Bet he's thrilled.

The sexiest woman on Earth is back on the market.

Sci-fi starlet Megan Fox and her longtime fiancé, Brian Austin Green, have called it quits, according to Us Weekly.

The celebrity mag yesterday described the couple's breakup last week as "completely amicable."

Reps for the "Transformers" starlet, 22, and the B-list actor, 35, best known for his role on "Beverly Hills 90210," did not return several calls seeking comment. Each star has a tattoo of the other's name. "Brian" is on Fox's lower abdomen.

She'll have to do something about that tattoo before I consider any longterm relationship.

Instapundit links. Thanks!

Oh, and if you have no idea who Megan Fox is, well, just go watch Transformers. You'll know what I mean. Now why not add some more eye candy?

Had enough? I didn't think so.

Enjoy.

'Look, I'm Not a Lesbian...'

I guess I'm getting to that age where I'm a bit out of the loop on who the trendy stars are, but I recently saw Transformers and I must admit I dig this babe. Can't say I've seen her in anything else, but being I haven't posted any cheesecake in quite some time, what the heck.

There's another photo at the link even more provocative, so you know you want to click it.

Sexiest Woman Alive?

We report, you decide.

So many fine choices.

Number four isn't too shabby.

The 2007 winner plummeted all the way to Number Two.

I have to wonder how on earth Britney Spears even got on the list, however.

One of my favorites came in at Number 38. Why so low?