Showing posts with label Terrell Owens. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Terrell Owens. Show all posts

Friday, February 19, 2010

T.O. Goes Zoolander: 'I'm Very Talented'

If not Zoolander, then maybe he's channeling his inner Jon Bon Jovi.
The Richie Rich A*Muse fashion show on Wednesday was more of an entertaining circus spectacle than the typical fashion shows during New York fashion week. There were disco balls, techno music, body paint, confetti -- and Terrell Owens walking the runway.

"I think he's a great model!" said professional model Carlo Romero, who also walked in the show. "He has a great physique, a great build. He's a little taller than most models, but he could definitely pull it off. The clothes fit him, and he's got a good walk. He certainly has the right attitude."

As for Owen's self-critique?

"I did OK," Owens said after the show. "I'm very talented."

The Buffalo Bills wide receiver was slightly reminiscent of Ben Stiller's "magnum" face from "Zoolander" when he walked the runway in a light-brown spiked wig, chain necklace, white painted pants and jacket. Cameras were on hand to catch the spectacle for the second season of Owens' VH1 reality series, "The T.O. Show."

Saturday, March 07, 2009

Shocka! T.O. Signs With the Buffalo Bills

Photo Jim McCoy Buffalo News
The absolute last place on Planet Earth I expected this maniac to land in was Buffalo, New York. If he does anything short of leading the Bills to their first playoff berth in ten years, those folks will eat him alive.
The Buffalo Bills have signed free agent wide receiver Terrell Owens.

A source told Buffalo News NFL columnist Mark Gaughan that the deal is for one year and is worth $6.5 million guaranteed.

"I'm leaving America's team [for] North America's team," Owens said at a hastily called news conference Saturday night.

"I must move on, and it's another beginning for me," Owens said. "If I can be that extra added piece to get them to the playoffs, then that's what I'm here for. I looked at the defensive side of ball and offensive side of the ball, and these guys have all the pieces."

Owens, who was released earlier this week by the Dallas Cowboys, has 951 career receptions for 14,122 yards and 139 touchdowns. He has had nine 1,000-yard receiving seasons during his 13-year NFL career.

The 35-year-old, who is 6-foot-3, 218 pounds, provides the Bills with a pair of dynamic receivers, also including Lee Evans.
Welcome to T.O.'s World, Trent Edwards.

Thursday, December 11, 2008

'If You Only Knew All That Guy Does'

Here's a stunner. Terrell Owens is about to blow up his third NFL team. This couldn't come at a better time. Hopefully with all the infighting the Giants can bury these suckers for good Sunday night.
According to multiple sources within the Dallas Cowboys, there is an emerging internal conflict involving three of the team's highest-profile stars.

As the preseason Super Bowl favorites struggle in the final month of the season to simply make the playoffs, wide receiver Terrell Owens has expressed resentment toward Tony Romo, apparently jealous of the quarterback's relationship with tight end Jason Witten.

Owens feels that Romo and Witten -- close friends and road roommates who came to Dallas in the same offseason -- hold private meetings in which they create plays the two will use in upcoming games without including Owens in the conversations, according to a source who speaks regularly with Owens' teammates. Owens believes these discussions have worked to his detriment as Romo seeks to deliver the ball to Witten regardless of whether Owens is open.

"I don't know anything about that," Wade Phillips said when asked about a possible rift at his news conference on Thursday.
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A current Cowboys player compared Owens' behavior to that which led to problems with his former quarterbacks, Jeff Garcia in San Francisco and Donovan McNabb in Philadelphia. Those failed relationships and problems with the head coaches and other teammates led to Owens' exile from those teams and made him available to Dallas owner Jerry Jones in 2006.

"He's insecure about it,'' the player said of Owens. "The thing that bothers me more than anything about this problem is that it's always something with him -- San Fran, Philly and here, always something. And he brings other people into it. You know, he talks to Sam Hurd and Roy Williams, who just got here and doesn't really know these guys. T.O. talks to him and so now he probably thinks Witten politics with Tony for the ball.

"That's so far from the truth. You think Tony is throwing to him because that's his buddy? His best buddy is Bobby Carpenter, and that's not helping him too much. It's crazy to think that, and I hate that he acts that way.''
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But what upset Owens' teammates most of all was his response to the interception Romo threw on a pass intended for Witten that Deshea Townsend returned for the game-winning touchdown in a 20-13 defeat. Both the quarterback and tight end publicly accepted blame for the Cowboys' season-high fifth turnover. In contrast, Owens said the offense stunk, that the team can't win with turnovers like those and then suggested his defender was playing off in single coverage and that he was open but Romo decided to throw elsewhere on the fatal play.

On the sideline, Owens was seen yelling at a Cowboys assistant coach. In his news conference after the game, Owens implied that Romo's decision to throw to Witten was the wrong one, saying, "It's his job to go out there and assess what the defense is, and he made that decision.''

That incensed some Cowboys, one of whom said, "If you only knew all that guy does. It's gonna go down with him before it's all over with. He is unbelievable. Tough loss and he does that?''
It's not like you morons didn't know what you were getting.

If you sell your soul to hook up with the devil, don't be surprised when the devil gets a little ornery.

Idiots.

Monday, January 14, 2008

Get The Popcorn Ready


The poor thing. What's more embarrassing, losing to the Giant or wearing those sunglasses?

Hang your head, punk.


The details.

UPDATE: A stunned Cowboys fan reacts.