Totally Objective MSM Observation of the Day: Obama is "The Greatest Orator of Modern Times"

So says Politico's Chief Political Columnist Roger Simon.

Apparently, he doesn't pay much attention to politics. Either that or he is so deep in the tank for Obama, he'd get the bends if he ever came up for air.

Seriously - has Simon not noticed that this gifted orator has a strange knack for sending his audience off to dreamland?

More like the Greatest Snorator of Modern Times.

Even Lady GaGa is a more engaging public speaker. Just imagine if she had a decent speechwriter!

But don't worry. Simon assures us that the bloom is almost off the rose between Obama and the press. Almost. Soon, skeptical reporters will begin holding Obama accountable for what he actually says. No, really! Any day now.



Via Newsbusters.

Cross-posted.

Obama Head-Fakes to the Center, Jukes a Handful of Especially Slow-Witted Leftwing Miscreants Out of Their Sneakers

Did Politico even bother letting these guys in on the joke that Obama is "moving to the center"?

Apparently not.

It's all part of the MSM's grand plan though. Articles like this are key if Obama is going to keep up the ruse that he is suddenly the most altruistic, non-partisan centrist since [INSERT NAME OF SOME MEMORABLE 'CENTRIST' POLITICIAN HERE].

President Barack Obama plans to play up a bright future with congressional Republicans by channeling his 2008 campaign message of post-partisanship in his State of the Union address — but the liberal wing of his party isn’t quite seeing the light.

As the president touts spending austerity, deficit reduction and extension of the Bush-era tax cuts, some Democrats worry Obama will pivot too hard away from the party’s core principles and concede too much to the new House GOP majority that campaigned on destroying his agenda.

Now mind you, since Obama took office he has spent money hand over fist and up the wazoo, exploded the deficit beyond recognition, and vowed to campaign against the Bush-era tax cuts in 2012 - the same cuts he's allegedly "touting" now. And yet Anthony Weiner, Bernie Sanders, and Dennis Kucinich can't even tolerate lip service to such common sense notions of spending within a budget, reining in the deficit, and maintaining the status freakin' quo on income tax rates.

And they wonder why their party got slaughtered last November.

Cross-posted.

Sniveling Babies Whine About Drudge

The whiny twerps at Media Matters have uncovered a nefarious conspiracy. Matt Drudge links stories from The Politico.

This is really shocking. Perhaps if these nitwits had anything to report, Drudge might some day link to them.

I think Sugar Daddy Soros needs to buy them some attention. Or perhaps they should put down their crackpipes and seek help.

If anyone can figure out their point, let me know.