'I'd Be Better Off in Baghdad'

The psychotic YouTube hosebeast from hell has lost her lawsuit against her husband.

Now, please go away.

Tricia Walsh-Smith finally got what she was asking for - she got screwed.

The actress who ranted on YouTube that her elderly Broadway mogul husband wasn't giving her what she needed in the bedroom, went too far, a judge ruled yesterday - now she's got just 30 days to vacate their palatial Park Avenue apartment.

And she'll get just the $750,000 she agreed to in a prenup with the millionaire.

Walsh-Smith inflicted "cruel and inhuman" treatment on Shubert Organization head Philip Smith when she took their nasty divorce battle to the Internet, state Supreme Court Justice Harold Beeler said in granting Smith a divorce from his wife of eight years.

"The posting of the defendant's first YouTube video was a watershed event in this marriage, elevating what was still primarily a private dispute into a public spectacle," the judge wrote.

Smith, 76, "has been publicly humiliated and embarrassed to an unprecedented extent," Beeler said.

While Walsh-Smith "has thrived on being in the public spotlight," the respected and very private Smith "has suffered tremendously from this attention," including "suffering heart problems."

Walsh-Smith, 52, disagreed with the ruling, as well as Beeler's upholding the prenuptial agreement that calls for her to clear out of the apartment within 30 days.

"I thought it sucked," she said. "I'd be better off in Baghdad. President Bush is bringing democracy to Iraq. He should try bringing it to New York."

She also vowed to appeal - and to keep making videos.

"I'm a warrior. I'm not giving up," she said. "I'm going to go down swinging."

Wonderful.

Have a nice life, you crazy bitch.