JWF Is Time's Person of the Year

I felt as a write-in candidate it was a longshot, but stranger things have happened. So on behalf of myself, I'd like to thank myself, congratulate myself, and say that without me, none of this would have been possible.

NEW YORK (AP) - Congratulations! You are the Time magazine "Person of the Year."

That sums it up nicely. Tara Conner just called to congratulate me. She wants to come back to New York for the awards ceremony.