Bimbo No Longer in Limbo

My first and last Anna Nicole Smith post. Our long national nightmare has reached an important milestone. After three weeks of nonstop coverage, she's finally been planted. I'll leave it to Andrea Peyser to fill you in on the freakshow.

Wacky D-List Weepapalooza Just Won't Let Anna Breast in Peace

Anna Nicole Smith showed up for her funeral - in a church perched inside a shopping mall - with her coffin decked out in what looked like a giant, pink sequined pasty.

At least this time, she kept covered up.

Anna's exit from this world was every bit as bloated, extravagant and needy - and angry - as her life. The onetime nude model and geezer's wife, who achieved her greatest celebrity mainly by dying, was shipped from this world not with a service, but an extravaganza.

And as with all spectacles, there was an animal act.