Kos Kid: Let's All Convert to Islam

I'll assume this is some of that edgy satire we've grown accustomed to from the nutroots.

They again, we are dealing with a Kos Kid, so proceed with caution.

Sure, there are a few people here and there who take religion seriously, but they are in such a small minority that their protests can be easily ignored.

All in all, converting to Islam would be a small price to pay for an end to the killing and maiming of our sons and daughters, not to mention the billions of dollars we could put to better use than fighting this perpetual war.

So let’s do away with our religious pretences, adopt Islam as our new faith, add a few extra holidays to our calendar, and get down to the real business at hand: pumping oil.