Tuesday, January 08, 2008

Drunken Moron Arrested, Drove Truck Into House

Moron

Not just any old moron.

His name really is Moron.

A 20-year-old Burleson man was arrested Friday night after police say he drove a pickup truck into a home while intoxicated.

Bryan Scott Moron was taken into custody after he lost control of a white Chevrolet truck and struck a mailbox on Parkridge Blvd., then continued ahead and drove into a home.

The arresting officer said Moron failed sobriety tests. The arrest report shows Moron had a blood alcohol level of more than twice the legal limit.

Moron reportedly works as a server at a local restaurant.
Must be a Ron Paulian.

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