Recently there has been talk about Barack wanting to get in touch with those gun toting, bible clinging, NASCAR crowd by attending a NASCAR event. After seeing his pitiful display of bowling prowess I decided to put together a little list that he can use to relate to the crowd if indeed he does show up.
1. NASCAR race cars and the Obama campaign both have splitters.
2. They both have spoilers.
3. Cars just like campaigns can be adjusted on during the race.
4. With very few exceptions, all races consist of turning left only.
5. While it may take 100's of people to build a race car or a campaign, it only takes one loose nut on a wheel to wreck it.
6. Saying you like the black number 3 is not racist.
7. NASCAR fans sit on top of the bus to watch the race, Obama supporters get thrown under the bus.
8. Drivers are required to wear haead and neck restraints to prevent whiplash, Obama supporters should be required to also.
9. Bump and Run is not how you greet your wife.
10. Both need millions of dollars in sponsorship money.
Feel free to add your own in the comments.
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