9/11 Troofer Alert: NIST Report on WTC 7 Collapse Due Today

Tin foil is flying off the shelves this moring in anticipation of a briefing from the National Institute of Standards and Technology detailing how the collapse of WTC 7 occurred.

The Commerce Department's National Institute of Standards and Technology (NIST) will hold a media briefing and live public webcast on Aug. 21, 2008, in Gaithersburg, Md., on the findings and recommendations from its building and fire safety investigation of the collapse of World Trade Center Building 7 (WTC 7). WTC 7 was a 47-story building that fell nearly seven hours after the World Trade Center (WTC) towers collapsed following the terrorist attacks of Sept. 11, 2001.

The NIST WTC 7 report will present the probable collapse sequence for the building and will provide recommendations for improving building and fire safety in other buildings similar to WTC 7. The draft WTC 7 investigation report released at the briefing will be open for public comment through noon Eastern Daylight Time on Sept. 15, 2008.

Shyam Sunder, director of the NIST Building and Fire Research Laboratory and lead investigator for the federal building and fire safety investigation of the World Trade Center disaster, will present the report and answer questions from reporters at the briefing. The public will be able to view the briefing through a live webcast that will be accessible from NIST's WTC Web site at http://wtc.nist.gov.

While this will provide information debunking the insanity of the cottage industry known as 9/11 Truthers, their heads are so thick they will be unable to comprehend the report and will MoveOn to more deranged theories about coverups and other such nonsense.

When last seen, the Chief Troofer was going swimming and was unavailable for comment.