Dopey Democrat: 'I Could Be Your Human Lollipop'

What is wrong with these morons and their inability to be smart about what they send via e-mail?

Meet New York State Assemblyman Sam Hoyt, a Buffalo Democrat and fulltime dumbass.

A married upstate assemblyman got caught with his virtual pants down - busted by XXX-rated e-mails he dashed off to a 19-year-old intern in which the besotted lawmaker admired the teen's "little cheerleader move" and longed to be her "human lollipop."

In one November 2003 sex message to "blueskies588," Assemblyman Sam Hoyt made it embarrassingly clear the two shared not only an interest in the people's business, but in lusty sex and personal hygiene.

Titled "what i wish," the Democratic assemblyman's list included: ". . . that i could be painting your toenails right now . . . that i could see you do that little cheerleader move . . . that i could be your human lollipop . . . that i could take a shower in your shower with all that girly stuff."

The Assembly's Ethics Committee rushed behind closed doors yesterday to discuss sanctioning the married Buffalo dad of two.

The cyber sex scandal blew up Tuesday night after a Western New York political blog posted a handful of the titillating e-mails detailing the liaison the horny Hoyt had four years ago with the teen staffer.

"It was even better for me," one March 2004 shorthand e-mail from Hoyt reads. "ty [thank you] for doing the bikini walk. i thought to myself as others were checking you out, she woke up next to me this morning!"

The committee huddled for 2½ hours after receiving referrals from Assembly Speaker Sheldon Silver (D-Manhattan) and Joe Illuzzi, the blogger who first posted the missives.

There's a wide range of sanctions the panel could administer, including public censure and the stripping of leadership posts and stipends.

Hoyt, facing a tough primary challenge, did not respond to requests for comment.

"I've reconciled with my family, and I'm pleased to report I am happily married," Hoyt told The Buffalo News after releasing a statement that stopped short of admitting the lusty tryst.

Yes, I'm sure your family will just forget all about it.

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