No Cake for Little Hitler

What sort of white trash scum names their kid Hitler? These lowlifes, that's who. They should be charged with child cruelty, if anything. The father looks like a real prize. Those neck tattoos are just so attractive.

All he's asking for is a little tolerance, says the father of 3-year-old Adolf Hitler Campbell.

His son isn't going to grow up and do what Hitler did despite his horrifying name, Heath Campbell says.

The little boy named in honor of a genocidal tyrant became the center of controversy when a ShopRite supermarket in Greenwich, NJ, refused to inscribe his name on a cake for his birthday Sunday.

When the Easton, Pa., Times-Express wrote a story about the flare-up, there was a flurry of angry Internet postings.

"I think people need to take their heads out of the cloud they've been in and start focusing on the future and not on the past," Nazi fan Heath Campbell, 35, who lives in Hunterdon County, NJ, said yesterday.

"There's a new president and he says it's time for a change. Well, then it's time for a change," he said. "They need to accept a name. A name's a name. The kid isn't going to grow up and do what [Hitler] did."

Perhaps not. But he'll suffer because his parents are Nazi morons.