Man Busted With Pigeons in His Pants

Is it just me or do you envision this is what Sandy Berger looked like after he was busted with those documents in his socks?

Anyway, I have no idea what this nutcase was up to.

An Australian traveler was caught with two live pigeons stuffed in his pants following a trip to the Middle East, customs officials said Tuesday. The 23-year-old man was searched after authorities discovered two eggs in a vitamin container in his luggage, said Richard Janeczko, national investigations manager for the Customs Service.

They found the pigeons wrapped in padded envelopes and held to each of the man's legs with a pair of tights, according to a statement released by the agency. Officials also seized seeds in his money belt and an undeclared eggplant.

Those undeclared eggplants will trip you up every time.