CNN Legal Analyst Jeffrey Toobin Discovers He's Married ... After Fathering Illegitimate Child

Oops. Remember guys, if you plan on cheating, avoid Facebook.

CNN legal correspondent Jeffrey Toobin still won't say whether he's the father of flame-haired, very pregnant lawyer Casey Greenfield's love child, but he wants to make one thing perfectly clear - he's a married man!

In what some see as a too-little, too-late, move, Toobin, 48, who also writes for The New Yorker, abruptly adjusted his Facebook profile early yesterday. As of 1:21 a.m., he'd updated his previously blank relationship status to "married." Odd because Toobin has been wed since May 1986 to Amy McIntosh, who went to Harvard with him and bore him two kids, Adam and Ellen.

A friend of Toobin told Page Six, "I can only imagine what prompted him to do that. He's never had his status on there before and is now being congratulated by everyone on his marriage. Which, of course, took place years ago." Gawker.com reports one fan of Toobin wrote him on Facebook: "Don't tell me you were single all this time . . . Damn it!"