Advice for the Ladies

We get some feedback here about being cheap and tawdry for showing photos of hot babes and as a service to our female readers who may tire of Megan Fox photos, today we bring you some advice on how to get by in the workplace.

BUSINESSWOMEN clueless about how much leg to show at the office can now turn to Forbes for advice. The magazine's frothy new spinoff, ForbesWoman, out next week, advises females to avoid showing "the beauty minefields: scaly skin, poorly maintained toenails and cracked heels, to name a distasteful few." Also verboten is the dreaded "shrimp cocktail effect," in which toes hang over the front of the sandals. "That's the worst, isn't it?" Manhattan stylist Sarah Shirley tells the mag. "Nothing looks trashier."

Oh, and on casual Friday please avoid the dreaded muffin top.