'Yogi, What The F- - - Are You Doing Here?'

Can you believe this? This drunken fucking Indian guy call us New Yorkers rude?

Why, I'm so fucking offended!!! Who the fuck heck does he think he is???

Everybody knows Joba -- at least he thinks so.

During his DUI arrest last year, Joba Chamberlain boasted to cops that he's a Yankee, dissed New York manners and had a laugh at Yogi Berra's expense in an exchange captured on a police dashboard video camera.

"I came from Florida, and obviously I play for the Yankees," Chamberlain announced to Nebraska State Trooper Michael Grummert in his boozy explanation of why he had no registration or insurance card, according to the videotape of the Oct. 18 arrest in Lincoln, first obtained by thesmokinggun.com.

Even more horrifying, he cracks funny at Yogi's expense.

Chamberlain's witty observations took place in the front seat of Grummert's cruiser, as the cop checked the pitcher's identification.

The conversation inexplicably turned to Berra and Chamberlain revealed the Yankee legend's saltier side.

"I go, 'Yogi, what the f- - - are you doing here?' " Chamberlain recalled asking Berra during a visit to the Yankees clubhouse.

Chamberlain said Berra, 83, responded, "You know what? It's too cold for my old ass to be here."

Chamberlain also had a laugh at the diminutive Yogi's expense. "No bulls- - -, he might not be as tall as the front of your car," Chamberlain rambled.

Here's the video of his arrest.